if you give this girl a sharpie

She will want a piece of paper. Actually, she might want two. She'll have to clear off the kitchen table, because she likes her workspace empty and clean, but if she can only have half the table, that's okay, too. She will draw a swirl or two, but then do your dishes because the full sink is too distracting. She'll switch the music to shuffle but continually change the songs to her liking. So it's not really random, is it?

Once the dishes are done, she'll want her chair back. And the Sharpie. And another piece of paper, because your PoliSci notes aren't exactly inspiring. She'll change the music again, instrumental this time, and turn it down low---but even that doesn't matter, because once she starts drawing, nothing outside the page exists. She'll forget the music. She'll forget your cluttered half of the table. And she will most certainly forget that the most crucial to-dos on her list have yet to be ticked off.